Thursday, January 31, 2008

Year of the Mouse

I read some interview with Gwyneth Paltrow a while back wherein she described her macrobiotic diet and how it involved "eating a piece of cheese once a year for Christmas".

In other words, "I'm rabidly insane".

If I had to choose between cheese and, you know, Vanity Fair covers, undeserved Oscars and populist pop singers writing songs about colors for me, I might just choose cheese.

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