The best part about having cute socks is matching them all up when they are fresh out of the dryer. The worst part about having cute socks is when they get too old and thin and holey and you have to turn them into rags.
And Uggs are just moonboots in suede, okay? To 99% of Ugg-wearers: y'all look goofy. Though, as a moonboot fan, I can appreciate how they feel like having pillows wrapped around your feet.
What I'm waiting for is when we see transvestites at Highland and Vine decked out in these.
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I wear those when ice fishing.
Or when participating in the community theater production of "Barbarella."
Either/or.
As Kirkegaard said.
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