Influenza

One thing you should all definately not do is go to job interview when you have a fever because you will ramble nonsensically and get sweaty and probably look completely terrible, not to mention infectious and all the crisp-shirt, nice-shoes and watch wearing in the world can't bail you out from coming across like a crazy person.

Although, one of my super-skills (besides finding clothes on sale) is keeping it all together in a sober-type way even when pretty drunk, especially in front of authority figures. So maybe it was not as bad as I think I remember. Oh dear.

I'm off to put my eyeballs in a cold glass of gingerale.