A Good Thing

O Globe and Mail website, sometimes your daily polls are a little stodgy, not unlike the nation you report to, but sometimes you really outdo yourself.

"Is it okay with you if convicted criminal Martha Stewart comes to Canada to row a giant pumpkin?"

What does this even mean? Like, row, with an oar? Or plant in a row? And a giant pumpkin: how giant? Hollowed out and giant and Martha in it and rowing like mad down the St. Lawrence?

I fucking hope so! Think how entertaining that would be! Yes! Yes! How could you vote no to that?