Tuesday, February 21, 2006

L.A. Street Q and A

Q: In conversation with your friend, is it permissable to walk past whitey on the sidewalk whilst refering to a fourth party (not present) as "crackerjack"? (NB: this is on the campus of a prestigious and supposedly cultured university)
A: Apparently.

Q: Gosh, someone's waving a giant flag over there. Who is it?
A: It's a man with wraparound Oaklies and a moustache dressed up as the Statue of Liberty and handing out leaflets for a tax agency. He is enacting his constitutional right to take a humilating job in exchange for minimum wage. Thank god the commies lost. That giant foam crown of green spires looks uncomfortable.

Q: Is there an ideal time to tag prominent roadsigns suspended over six lanes of very fast moving traffic?
A: 1:27 pm on a sunny Tuesday while your friend hands you the cans of paint.

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